Gstaad Preview

Hello everybody fans,

I appreciate you wanting to know how I am. Very well thank you. The new racquet is performing nicely.

Here I am back at homes in Switzerland playing the great Gstaad tournament. I thought I’d give you the quick personal preview:


1. The first photograph is Me. I think I have been playing very well. New racquet, new opportunities. Some media outlets suggested I was wearing the strappings on My back under the vest in Hamburg. If you don’t mind, I think it’s the little rude taking pictures underneath people’s clothes. Some basic manners please.

2. Stanford. He knows what to do.

3. Janko. He reads a lot of interesting books and hopefully will be in one of those alternate realities he talks about whilst on court.

4. Juan Monaco. This is not Del Potro, nor does he live in Monaco. I’m not sure who he is.


5. Feliciano. Better known as Judy Murray’s squeezy thing.

6. Mikhail. Ex-President of Russia, now turned tennis pro.

7. Thomaz. Great actor.

8. Lukas Rosol. Great player and hopefully will still be thinking about when he beat Nadal.

To make the summaries, this makes for an interesting tournament. If I don’t win it, Staff have got Houston on speed-dial.

Much love,
PF xxx

16 thoughts on “Gstaad Preview

  1. Dear Goat,

    Thank You for this comprehensive preview of the upcoming Gstaad Tournament, also known (now that you’ve been given the wild cards) as the Fifth Slam.

    A big congrats should also be given to Wilson, since You have allowed them to continue making the advancements in racquet technologies. (i.e. making the racquet bigger and not painting it.)

    I am quite surprised that media outlets would make the insinuations that you were concealing strappings under your vests. I assumed that You were simply feeling the chilly willies during the 2nd set – and also wanted to make some fashion statements at the same time. For next time, might I be so bold to suggest: a cardigan with sleeves and some nice, sensible pleated slacks?

    Enjoy this short break after a hard fought road to the finals of the semis in Hamburg, and best of luck next week in Gstaad!


  2. I think Judy of the Murrays would do more than squeezings if she really got the chance with Feliciano.

  3. This is ingenious!!! You know you’re amazing right?? If I ever do get the opportunity to meet the real Fed ( I would be tsk-ing away, that this guy is not remotely as hilarious as PF) xx 😀
    I hope that both RF & PF have lots of success at Gstaad…FYI please get rid of that sweater vest… I prefer that risqué apron 😉
    Your bromance with #TB is amazing 🙂 so here’s a goofy troll for him

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