My withdrawal from Wimbledon

Hello, First week of Wimbledon, 2013. My second round match will be remembered forever (a very long time). I made a lot of perplextions as the day went on. Staff informed Me that everybody was withdrawing from the tournament and, being the team player that I am, I thought these were new rules created by…

My Secret Weapon to Win Wim8ledon

Hello fans, This year I am not writing a letter to Mr. Wimbledon. ‘Why not?’ I hear you ask My staff. Because I have become a little disillusioned with these last twelve months (a year). I think the tournament organizers have two faces. They smile when they see Me, ‘yes GOAT, no GOAT, four gold…

An open letter to tournament bosses

Hello, I address this to all four of you: 1. Mr. Wimbledon (probably my favorite). 2. Roland (Still not sure about you). 3. Mr. U.S. Open (You still haven’t told Me what your initials stand for). 4. Mr. Mate down in Australia. I write this during My week being the guest of Mr. Empire in…

My letter to Andy Rodrickson @andyroddick

Hello Andy Rod and fans, I wish to continue the theme of my bloggings to never make this about Me. A few days ago one of the biggest characters of the sport made the announcements that he has reached the age of retirement. Quite surprising as he doesn’t look that old to Me but to…

Would you like to work for the GOAT? #yes

Hello fans from the Cincinnati! I encourage anybody that has not been here before to visit this beautiful place. For My British fans, there is also a Hyde Park here so you will not feel sick from the home. Cincinnati is like the sandwich fillings in between KFC and Ohio. We have reached the final! Today…

Seeing doubles twice

Good evening, So is this a new thing fans? Do all Grand Slams have to be played twice now every time I win? Am I going to be made to enter in the U.S. Open twice? But it’s OK. I like to stay positive. I am so happy to confirm that I am the only…

How to win an Olympic Go1d Medal

Hello fans, Today we made H1STORY with the longest match ever in the Olympics! It was another record I had not held so this morning I decided to, “Just Do It” #sponsors I want to make the dedications of this bloggings to Mr Bradlings (@bgtennisnation). For those that don’t know him, he is the equivalent…

Bloggings from Olympic Britain

Hello Dear ones, It has been difficult to keep up with the bloggings as My time has been full to the top. But I am here now. The race for the Olympic Gold Medallion is going great. Although today somebody made Me play a tall one. I already have a ridiculously difficult draw so I…

Let the GOAT begin

Hello fans, It has been some times since I have sent you a bloggings. I imagine your little lives have been waiting with anxiousness for My next news. Wait no more! You see I needed to take a little vacation after a gruelling and very successful year so far. I have achieved so much and…