Hello fans, This year I am not writing a letter to Mr. Wimbledon. ‘Why not?’ I hear you ask My staff. Because I have become a little disillusioned with these last twelve months (a year). I think the tournament organizers have two faces. They smile when they see Me, ‘yes GOAT, no GOAT, four gold…
Bonjour tout le monde! I start this preview by saying, see you in the final! And this time I really mean it! At this moment in times I am still thinking about the draw and staff are having problems wiping the grin off My face. I have smiled for longer than ten minutes so far.…
Hello everybody fans, or, as we’re approaching Roland Garros we should say, Allo Allo! I will write this only once. Today you have been informed that I have opened another tweetings account @rogerfederer. This was largely an exercise for the PR (Relations of the Public). I don’t know why the surprise. I can have more…
Hello, I address this to all four of you: 1. Mr. Wimbledon (probably my favorite). 2. Roland (Still not sure about you). 3. Mr. U.S. Open (You still haven’t told Me what your initials stand for). 4. Mr. Mate down in Australia. I write this during My week being the guest of Mr. Empire in…
Dear Mr. Garros, (may I call you Roland?) Thank you for your letter of April 27th. Yes, I am very well thank you. I took some relaxation times away from the tennis and at the moment, in preparation for your tournament, playing a small event in Madrid (Spain). I really do appreciate your hospitality of…
Hello fans! Here we are in the land of the free. It isn’t free by the way, you have to pay at the shops, restaurants and spa resorts. To avoid any confusion, I am using the term “you” literally. First of all let Me answer what many of My fans have been asking, the draw…
Hello fans from many places, I have received a lot of questions in the last day about what I said to Andrew during the final of the Semis in the Australian Open (in Australia). My GOATbox has been flooded with emails from journalists, royals, politicians and ordinary people too. On one hand it is great…
Good morning fans from the Australia! I am through to the final of the semi’s! It is a wonderful times and I really just can believe it. It’s been a wonderful journey. I had to make the disclosures in the interview about how scared the little guys are of my playing arm. When I toss…
It has been brought to My attention (by staff) that Judy Murray was asked to leave a match yesterday by an official who thought she was not allowed to be seated in a particular area. I feel it is My duty to advise all tournament directors that there are some people who have an ‘Access…
Great Day Mates! Well, the first temperament of the year is nearly upon us. The draw is out and I must say I made some surprised faces when I saw it. I believe there has been what is known as, An error of the Administrations. Staff have promised to make the phone calls before Monday.…
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