Here a few notes I asked staff to make on My behalf in the past deux semaines in no order of the particulars: – Rafa seems to enjoy playing on this surface, who knew? – Ernests Gulbis will not be hiring a female coach any time soon. – The French Crowd seem to still enjoy…
Ciao a tutti! I send you all the little wave. You will have noticed that I have been rather on the side of quiet lately. Tennis had to take the back seat of a rather expensive vehicle. You probably think I’m not like everybody else, that I’m amazing and truly something special. You’d be right.…
Hello My fans! I am well. Recently Stanford called Me and we had an interesting conversation. I thought I would share it with you as you know I like to share what I can. It went like this. Phone makes sound, staff member picks up call. Looks at me: Staff member: GOAT, it’s him again.…
Hello everybody fans, Nice for you to see Me again. I had a few moments before going out to hit some balls for the preparations of My match later and thought you would like to hear from Me. I have received many messages from fans asking about my recent interview. For those that missed it,…
Good morning from the beautiful Indian Wells! Before I begin I would like to announce that staff and sponsors suggested that I get onto this new site called Facebooks. It will be your pleasure to “Like” My page, the link is on the right >>>> Facebooks was started by a schoolboy named Mark Zuckerberg when…
Hello Tom, Congratulations on getting to the final, for Me and for you. I wanted to say, maybe sometimes when we speak to each other at tournaments and in the locker rooms, you feel surprised that I don’t seem the same person as I do on Twitter. This is true but it is not a…
Hello everybody fans, When you reach My level of excellence you feel it your duty to pass on top quality information to the Little Guys. Note: When I use the term ‘You’, I actually mean Me. Stanford has reached the final of the Australian Open in Australia. As a way of congratulations I recently called…
Hello, I am fine thank you. Sadly in the Grand Slam events, one can’t be promoted straight to the final and it is that time again. Many people have asked Me how I see My next match going so here is a special preview of the Quarter-Final: Set 1 I will start out with the very…
On the first day of Christmas Mr. Wimbledon sent to me: A nice bye straight to round three On the second day of Christmas Andrew of the Murrays said to me: 2 Olympic medals and A nice bye straight to round three On the third day of Christmas Novak sent to me: 3 Noisy families 2…
Hello everybody fans, As you may have heard, Paul Anaconda and Me are no longer together. I’d like to say it was good while it lasted. The good news is that I’m potentially looking for a new coach. Recent reports suggest that Andrew of the Murrays is taking time off to play Grand Theft Auto…
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