Gstaad Preview

Hello everybody fans, I appreciate you wanting to know how I am. Very well thank you. The new racquet is performing nicely. Here I am back at homes in Switzerland playing the great Gstaad tournament. I thought I’d give you the quick personal preview: 1. The first photograph is Me. I think I have been…

Afternoon Tea and Scones

Hello fans, I am fine, how are you? As you may have heard I have been adding extra dates to My tennis calendar that is hanging up in My study at homes. A lot of people in the media have made the speculations that it is My “farewell tour”. I can confirm that they are…

My Tips for Mr and Mrs Commentator

Good afternoon, For some reason I seem to have a lot of spare time in these moments. I like to be productive and keep making the improvements not only as a champion but also as a person too, so decided to use this extra time to watch the television set. There’s a tennis tournament on…

My Two Twitter Accounts

Hello everybody fans, or, as we’re approaching Roland Garros we should say, Allo Allo! I will write this only once. Today you have been informed that I have opened another tweetings account @rogerfederer. This was largely an exercise for the PR (Relations of the Public). I don’t know why the surprise. I can have more…

An open letter to tournament bosses

Hello, I address this to all four of you: 1. Mr. Wimbledon (probably my favorite). 2. Roland (Still not sure about you). 3. Mr. U.S. Open (You still haven’t told Me what your initials stand for). 4. Mr. Mate down in Australia. I write this during My week being the guest of Mr. Empire in…

YMCA

Hello fans! Here we are in the land of the free. It isn’t free by the way, you have to pay at the shops, restaurants and spa resorts. To avoid any confusion, I am using the term “you” literally. First of all let Me answer what many of My fans have been asking, the draw…

What I really said to Andrew Murray

Hello fans from many places, I have received a lot of questions in the last day about what I said to Andrew during the final of the Semis in the Australian Open (in Australia). My GOATbox has been flooded with emails from journalists, royals, politicians and ordinary people too. On one hand it is great…

I’m the GOAT, no, I’m the GOAT

Good morning fans from the Australia! I am through to the final of the semi’s! It is a wonderful times and I really just can believe it. It’s been a wonderful journey. I had to make the disclosures in the interview about how scared the little guys are of my playing arm. When I toss…

People you should not upset in tennis

It has been brought to My attention (by staff) that Judy Murray was asked to leave a match yesterday by an official who thought she was not allowed to be seated in a particular area. I feel it is My duty to advise all tournament directors that there are some people who have an ‘Access…

The tennis GOAT turns movie critic

Hello fun fans, Now the tennis season is over I am doing the fun things that I have been listing all year. Today I saw a movie in My homes cinema. The popcorn machine didn’t work at first so I had to send for a new one which was inconvenient as it delayed the start…