I don’t mean to… but…

Hello everybody fans, Nice for you to see Me again. I had a few moments before going out to hit some balls for the preparations of My match later and thought you would like to hear from Me. I have received many messages from fans asking about my recent interview. For those that missed it,…

My phone call with Stanford

Hello everybody fans, When you reach My level of excellence you feel it your duty to pass on top quality information to the Little Guys. Note: When I use the term ‘You’, I actually mean Me. Stanford has reached the final of the Australian Open in Australia. As a way of congratulations I recently called…

Yesterday…

Yesterday, by FedCartney: Yesterday, all my shankings seemed so far away Now it looks as though they’re here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday Suddenly, I’m not half the GOAT I used to be There’s an unforced error hanging over Me. Oh, today came suddenly Why it had to go I don’t know it…

My Tips for Mr and Mrs Commentator

Good afternoon, For some reason I seem to have a lot of spare time in these moments. I like to be productive and keep making the improvements not only as a champion but also as a person too, so decided to use this extra time to watch the television set. There’s a tennis tournament on…

Pet (GOAT) Peeves

Hello Mon fans, I thought it was time to make the little waves and say hi from Paris (France). Even though I have a reasonably good route on My way to the finals, I’ve been a little down lately. The fact that I have to play at all is starting to dwell on the brains.…

Preview of the French Open

Bonjour tout le monde! I start this preview by saying, see you in the final! And this time I really mean it! At this moment in times I am still thinking about the draw and staff are having problems wiping the grin off My face. I have smiled for longer than ten minutes so far.…

An open letter to tournament bosses

Hello, I address this to all four of you: 1. Mr. Wimbledon (probably my favorite). 2. Roland (Still not sure about you). 3. Mr. U.S. Open (You still haven’t told Me what your initials stand for). 4. Mr. Mate down in Australia. I write this during My week being the guest of Mr. Empire in…

What I really said to Andrew Murray

Hello fans from many places, I have received a lot of questions in the last day about what I said to Andrew during the final of the Semis in the Australian Open (in Australia). My GOATbox has been flooded with emails from journalists, royals, politicians and ordinary people too. On one hand it is great…

I’m the GOAT, no, I’m the GOAT

Good morning fans from the Australia! I am through to the final of the semi’s! It is a wonderful times and I really just can believe it. It’s been a wonderful journey. I had to make the disclosures in the interview about how scared the little guys are of my playing arm. When I toss…