On the first day of Christmas Mr. Wimbledon sent to me: A nice bye straight to round three On the second day of Christmas Andrew of the Murrays said to me: 2 Olympic medals and A nice bye straight to round three On the third day of Christmas Novak sent to me: 3 Noisy families 2…
Hello everybody fans, As you may have heard, Paul Anaconda and Me are no longer together. I’d like to say it was good while it lasted. The good news is that I’m potentially looking for a new coach. Recent reports suggest that Andrew of the Murrays is taking time off to play Grand Theft Auto…
Good morning from the Big Apples, I have brought to My attention something very serious and I would like to take this opportunity to use the interweb to spread the words. Over the weekend whilst waiting for My match against, well, I don’t really know who it was, but that doesn’t matter at the moment,…
Yesterday, by FedCartney: Yesterday, all my shankings seemed so far away Now it looks as though they’re here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday Suddenly, I’m not half the GOAT I used to be There’s an unforced error hanging over Me. Oh, today came suddenly Why it had to go I don’t know it…
Hello everybody fans, I appreciate you wanting to know how I am. Very well thank you. The new racquet is performing nicely. Here I am back at homes in Switzerland playing the great Gstaad tournament. I thought I’d give you the quick personal preview: 1. The first photograph is Me. I think I have been…
Hello, I am very well thank you. During these last 2 or 3 weeks some things have been brought to My attention from, not all journalists, but by one or two special ones. And I would like to take this opportunity to thank them personally via this article. You’re welcome. These couple of good friend…
Hello fans, I am fine, how are you? As you may have heard I have been adding extra dates to My tennis calendar that is hanging up in My study at homes. A lot of people in the media have made the speculations that it is My “farewell tour”. I can confirm that they are…
Good afternoon, For some reason I seem to have a lot of spare time in these moments. I like to be productive and keep making the improvements not only as a champion but also as a person too, so decided to use this extra time to watch the television set. There’s a tennis tournament on…
Hello, First week of Wimbledon, 2013. My second round match will be remembered forever (a very long time). I made a lot of perplextions as the day went on. Staff informed Me that everybody was withdrawing from the tournament and, being the team player that I am, I thought these were new rules created by…
Hello fans, This year I am not writing a letter to Mr. Wimbledon. ‘Why not?’ I hear you ask My staff. Because I have become a little disillusioned with these last twelve months (a year). I think the tournament organizers have two faces. They smile when they see Me, ‘yes GOAT, no GOAT, four gold…
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