Planning ahead on the clay surfaces

Dear Mr. Garros, (may I call you Roland?) Thank you for your letter of April 27th. Yes, I am very well thank you. I took some relaxation times away from the tennis and at the moment, in preparation for your tournament, playing a small event in Madrid (Spain). I really do appreciate your hospitality of…

YMCA

Hello fans! Here we are in the land of the free. It isn’t free by the way, you have to pay at the shops, restaurants and spa resorts. To avoid any confusion, I am using the term “you” literally. First of all let Me answer what many of My fans have been asking, the draw…

What I really said to Andrew Murray

Hello fans from many places, I have received a lot of questions in the last day about what I said to Andrew during the final of the Semis in the Australian Open (in Australia). My GOATbox has been flooded with emails from journalists, royals, politicians and ordinary people too. On one hand it is great…

I’m the GOAT, no, I’m the GOAT

Good morning fans from the Australia! I am through to the final of the semi’s! It is a wonderful times and I really just can believe it. It’s been a wonderful journey. I had to make the disclosures in the interview about how scared the little guys are of my playing arm. When I toss…

People you should not upset in tennis

It has been brought to My attention (by staff) that Judy Murray was asked to leave a match yesterday by an official who thought she was not allowed to be seated in a particular area. I feel it is My duty to advise all tournament directors that there are some people who have an ‘Access…

The GOAT’s Speech

To all My loyal Subjectives, As we draw towards the end of another great year for Me I wanted to send My Christmas, Holiday and New Year wishes to you all, so many of you. I had a wonderful gift from one of My sponsors that make razors (Lillette). They organized a trip to south…

GOAT with the MOAT

Hello everybody! I have the exciting news which you may have seen on your small television sets or MyTube. I have teamed up with MOAT Champagne to be their Brand Sponsor. They are extremely lucky to have Me and look forward to working with Me. When I first got into tennis I heard about branding…

The tennis GOAT turns movie critic

Hello fun fans, Now the tennis season is over I am doing the fun things that I have been listing all year. Today I saw a movie in My homes cinema. The popcorn machine didn’t work at first so I had to send for a new one which was inconvenient as it delayed the start…

Why I don’t want faster courts

Hello, I hope you all enjoyed the End of the World Tour Finals in London which ended Sunday evening. This is a welcome time of year where I can have a little time off and look forward to some relaxings. I am playing an exhibition soon. When a staff member told me it was in…