People you should not upset in tennis

It has been brought to My attention (by staff) that Judy Murray was asked to leave a match yesterday by an official who thought she was not allowed to be seated in a particular area. I feel it is My duty to advise all tournament directors that there are some people who have an ‘Access…

The GOAT’s Speech

To all My loyal Subjectives, As we draw towards the end of another great year for Me I wanted to send My Christmas, Holiday and New Year wishes to you all, so many of you. I had a wonderful gift from one of My sponsors that make razors (Lillette). They organized a trip to south…

GOAT with the MOAT

Hello everybody! I have the exciting news which you may have seen on your small television sets or MyTube. I have teamed up with MOAT Champagne to be their Brand Sponsor. They are extremely lucky to have Me and look forward to working with Me. When I first got into tennis I heard about branding…

Why I don’t want faster courts

Hello, I hope you all enjoyed the End of the World Tour Finals in London which ended Sunday evening. This is a welcome time of year where I can have a little time off and look forward to some relaxings. I am playing an exhibition soon. When a staff member told me it was in…

Caption Competition Times!

Hello Fans! Following the typhoon this evening in Shanghai that made Me lose the match I thought it would be a good time to celebrate My 300th week at being the GOAT. Let’s have some fun times and write a caption of what Andrew of the Murrays and Me were saying here. One of My…

To My staff in Manhattan

Dear Staff team in Manhattan in one of My stores, I was just passing and noticed this. You did a great job on the window dressing. Next time you decide to use a picture of Me I’d be very grateful if you could include My legs, feet and toes, rather than put them in the…

Who is he?

Hello My fans! I am fine. You’re welcome. I need to share some important informations. About two weeks agoat, My staff and I came to the Big Apples to do the relaxing times and go to the shopping. I bought one of those Space Pens here last year. Apparently they are supposed to write on…

My visit with Bruce Springsteen

Because I made the walking over in My last match I had some spare times so called one of My friends Bruce Springsteen. He was so excited and pleased to hear from Me that invited me for the sleep over. I said yes and arranged for staff to pack My RF overnight bag. Whilst there…