Roger Federer holding a Knickerbocker Glory

21 Today

Good morning from a wet Wimbledon morning, this morning, I’ve just come off the phone from John Kettley who has advised that there is very little chance of rain during My match today and it will be partly cloudy. Well hello mon fans, here we are again and as the saying goes, another day, another…

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FEDAL – A Preview

Hallo zusammen, GOAT here. As I sit in My quiet room, small staff member in the corner should I need anything, I share My thoughts with you. Looking out through the window, in a comfy chair, legs tucked underneath the bottoms, I make the contemplations faces about tomorrow. I know you’re all excited, nervous, apprehensionate…

Special Announcement

Hello Everybody Fans! Funtime Fed here. Before the announcement, I would like to thank Stanford for standing in for Me in the French Open, Roland Garros, Paris, France. You all know I’ve never really liked it there, even though everybody likes Me there. You can win today Stanford, remember, this is 2017, not 2008. Today…

I’m Dreaming…

Original written by Irving Berlin –¬†Since improved upon by Me. You’re Welcome I’m dreaming of a Fedal final Just like the ones we used to know Where the foreheads glisten and journos listen To see a really lovely show I’m dreaming of a Fedal final With every fluffy ball I swipe May My days be…

See you in the final Tom!

Hello Tom, Congratulations on getting to the final, for Me and for you. I wanted to say, maybe sometimes when we speak to each other at tournaments and in the locker rooms, you feel surprised that I don’t seem the same person as I do on Twitter. This is true but it is not a…