Special Announcement

Hello Everybody Fans! Funtime Fed here. Before the announcement, I would like to thank Stanford for standing in for Me in the French Open, Roland Garros, Paris, France. You all know I’ve never really liked it there, even though everybody likes Me there. You can win today Stanford, remember, this is 2017, not 2008. Today…

I’m Dreaming…

Original written by Irving Berlin – Since improved upon by Me. You’re Welcome I’m dreaming of a Fedal final Just like the ones we used to know Where the foreheads glisten and journos listen To see a really lovely show I’m dreaming of a Fedal final With every fluffy ball I swipe May My days be…

See you in the final Tom!

Hello Tom, Congratulations on getting to the final, for Me and for you. I wanted to say, maybe sometimes when we speak to each other at tournaments and in the locker rooms, you feel surprised that I don’t seem the same person as I do on Twitter. This is true but it is not a…