Roland 2020 – No Winners

Bonjour Mon Fans, I hope you are all well. You will be pleased to know I am. It is with great sadness that I have decided to preview the final of the French Open in France. I have used the pie charts, quantum analysis, technical drawing technology, algorithm numbers and lastly, of course, the quadratic…

Roger Federer holding a Knickerbocker Glory

21 Today

Good morning from a wet Wimbledon morning, this morning, I’ve just come off the phone from John Kettley who has advised that there is very little chance of rain during My match today and it will be partly cloudy. Well hello mon fans, here we are again and as the saying goes, another day, another…

Wimbledon Scheduling 2018

Hello Everybody Fans! Last night I met with Mr. Wimbledon to talk about the scheduling issues that have arisen since I left the tournament. I wanted to get the latest information to pass onto you about the next couple of days. Here’s how it went. Me: Hello Mr. Wimbledon, thanks for meeting Me so late…

A Little Reflection…

Dear Fans, I know how you must be feeling. It feels like the end of the world doesn’t it? You know, it kind of is. But there’s plenty of life in this old GOAT yet! Between now and when I retire there will be many more chances for Me to win Grand Slams. I have My…