PseudoFed is Coming to Town

Original written by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie. This version based on Bruce Springsteen and lyrics improved by Me (and staff). (Audio below) You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry You’d better not shout, I’m telling you why PseudoFed is coming to town PseudoFed is coming to town PseudoFed is coming with staff I’m…

A Chrismas Carol

Me Three Kings Me the king of Orient am Staff bear gifts they traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following GOATly star O GOAT of wonder, GOAT of night I am royal beauty so bright Very high seedling, still proceeding Guiding you to thy Perfect Light Born a King on Switzerland’s plain Gold…