My Recent Phone Call

Hello My fans! I am well. Recently Stanford called Me and we had an interesting conversation. I thought I would share it with you as you know I like to share what I can. It went like this. Phone makes sound, staff member picks up call. Looks at me: Staff member: GOAT, it’s him again.…

My phone call with Stanford

Hello everybody fans, When you reach My level of excellence you feel it your duty to pass on top quality information to the Little Guys. Note: When I use the term ‘You’, I actually mean Me. Stanford has reached the final of the Australian Open in Australia. As a way of congratulations I recently called…

What I really said to Andrew Murray

Hello fans from many places, I have received a lot of questions in the last day about what I said to Andrew during the final of the Semis in the Australian Open (in Australia). My GOATbox has been flooded with emails from journalists, royals, politicians and ordinary people too. On one hand it is great…

I’m the GOAT, no, I’m the GOAT

Good morning fans from the Australia! I am through to the final of the semi’s! It is a wonderful times and I really just can believe it. It’s been a wonderful journey. I had to make the disclosures in the interview about how scared the little guys are of my playing arm. When I toss…

People you should not upset in tennis

It has been brought to My attention (by staff) that Judy Murray was asked to leave a match yesterday by an official who thought she was not allowed to be seated in a particular area. I feel it is My duty to advise all tournament directors that there are some people who have an ‘Access…