Shut up

I am so happy My fans! It feels like My birthdays have all arrived in the same moments! Let me get the negative things away from the antique tables first. I had to fire another one of My staff this evenings as he suggested I was lucky that I got through to the semi-finals by…

Clay is slower than Hard Court – who knew?

Bonsoir from beautiful Paris, I have just been dropped off to My humble apartment after the match and press conferences. It was certainly an interesting day for sure. The match did not go as planned. I’m not sure what happened in the first set. My mind was somewhere else. Actually it was in Belgiums. After…

Keeping warm in Paris

It is quite difficult for Me today fans. Firstly it’s quite chillies. I have to wear My RF thermalites to keep warm. When one of your homes is in Dubai these kinds of temperatures is quite putting off. You will take my words on this and do the trusting. The other thing which has two…

Garros, number 3 match

Bonsoir fans from beautiful Paris. I hope you are very well in your lives. I am. This evening I played my third round matches against a French person. After the match I was told that I was Mahut’s idol. I was surprised to be asked this hence My response of, “It’s happened before.” It was a…