Bonjour Mon Fans, Long time no use of the bloggings technology. With the final due soon I thought now would be a good time to update you on My life as a retired GOAT. First of all about the tennis, well, I don’t really watch it to make the honestations. If Novak is not winning…
Bonjour Mon Fans, I hope you are all well. You will be pleased to know I am. It is with great sadness that I have decided to preview the final of the French Open in France. I have used the pie charts, quantum analysis, technical drawing technology, algorithm numbers and lastly, of course, the quadratic…
Bonjour Mon Fans, GOAT here. I am well but please continue to think of me. As the U.S. Open begins, I would like to dismiss the event. We can put the little asterisk next to it to show it’s not really the U.S. Open. Andrew and Jamie of the Multiple Murrays are only there because…
Good morning from a wet Wimbledon morning, this morning, I’ve just come off the phone from John Kettley who has advised that there is very little chance of rain during My match today and it will be partly cloudy. Well hello mon fans, here we are again and as the saying goes, another day, another…
Hello Nick Curious, I wrote this great piece just after My first match today, and before you created more drama and were defaulted. Just proves how great I am, again. GOAT here. I thought it was about time I gave you some free advice as staff and I feel you need some assistance given your…
Hello Everybody Fans! Last night I met with Mr. Wimbledon to talk about the scheduling issues that have arisen since I left the tournament. I wanted to get the latest information to pass onto you about the next couple of days. Here’s how it went. Me: Hello Mr. Wimbledon, thanks for meeting Me so late…
Dear Fans, I know how you must be feeling. It feels like the end of the world doesn’t it? You know, it kind of is. But there’s plenty of life in this old GOAT yet! Between now and when I retire there will be many more chances for Me to win Grand Slams. I have My…
Here a few notes I asked staff to make on My behalf in the past deux semaines in no order of the particulars: – Rafa seems to enjoy playing on this surface, who knew? – Ernests Gulbis will not be hiring a female coach any time soon. – The French Crowd seem to still enjoy…
On the first day of Christmas Mr. Wimbledon sent to me: A nice bye straight to round three On the second day of Christmas Andrew of the Murrays said to me: 2 Olympic medals and A nice bye straight to round three On the third day of Christmas Novak sent to me: 3 Noisy families 2…
Hello everybody fans, As you may have heard, Paul Anaconda and Me are no longer together. I’d like to say it was good while it lasted. The good news is that I’m potentially looking for a new coach. Recent reports suggest that Andrew of the Murrays is taking time off to play Grand Theft Auto…
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