The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
Mr. Wimbledon sent to me:
A nice bye straight to round three

On the second day of Christmas
Andrew of the Murrays said to me:
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the third day of Christmas
Novak sent to me:
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the fourth day of Christmas
Wilson sent to me:
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the fifth day of Christmas
Rafa said to me, “A lot more Masters than you”:
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the sixth day of Christmas
Nalbandian sent to me:
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the seventh day of Christmas
Judy of the Murrays sent to me:
7 Chocolate cakes
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the eighth day of Christmas
Hawkeye sent to me:
8 Misjudged challenges
7 Chocolate cakes
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the ninth day of Christmas
Tomas Berdych sent to me:
9 80s songs
8 Misjudged challenges
7 Chocolate cakes
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the tenth day of Christmas
Bjorn Borg sent to me:
10 Tight boxer shorts
9 80s songs
8 Misjudged challenges
7 Chocolate cakes
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Mr. Umpire sent to me:
11 Spots of Rain
10 Tight boxer shorts
9 80s songs
8 Misjudged challenges
7 Chocolate cakes
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

On the twelfth day of Christmas
A clay court said to me:
More than 12 years of trying
11 Spots of Rain
10 Tight boxer shorts
9 80s songs
8 Misjudged challenges
7 Chocolate cakes
6 Pairs of shin guards
I said, “Shut Up”
4 Different sized racquets
3 Noisy families
2 Olympic medals
and A nice bye straight to round three

PF xx

19 thoughts on “The Twelve Days of Christmas

  1. Brilliant! What a wonderful Christmas song. I shall print it, distribute it and lead the singing on Christmas Day. Wishing you and yours a Very Happy Christmas. Your devoted Andy fan, super Mo fan gran. XX

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  3. Brilliant! I can imagine that being sung by the Family of Partridges in an orchard of pear trees :)

    Holey (Swiss Cheese) Christmas, PF – may your stockings be tight (ooh-er) and filled with afternoon delight…

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  5. Aaah … how #humble of you to lead us all in the Chrissymus caroling, Fed. Rose and I were happyily singing along to all the words, such a jolly tune. I hope Father GOATmas brings you your heart’s desires this season, as You do ours each year. Keeeeep prancing!!

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  10. I bow to Thee in Thy greatness, O PseudoFed!
    btw, Nadal Parera translates straight from Catalan as ‘Christmas Pear Tree’

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